Browsing the blog archives for March, 2012
When sportscaster Marv Albert was put on trial for sexual assault he famously remarked that there were public lives, private lives, and “secret lives.” Well now the secret life of Mr. Whipple is finally out in the open. “He was a sexual predator. Notorious!” said one woman when asked about Mr. Whipple. “He ran sex […]
And having gathered his cabinet and czars together he gave them power to tell private insurance companies what they must cover for free. Heal the sick and give them birth control. pills. Cleanse the lepers and give them condoms. Do not possess gold, nor silver but only treasury-backed paper money. But do not […]
The Manhattan Infidel lives and works on the Island of Manhattan. In his spare time he enjoys curling up into a fetal position contemplating the wreck of a once promising career.