Browsing the blog archives for February, 2012
It has happened again. NATO personnel in Afghanistan burned an undisclosed number of Korans, provoking angry outbursts and protests. Thousands of Afghans descended on Bagram airbase to protest the desecration, shouting, “Two, four, six, eight, burning Korans is hate, hate, hate!” “Stop American desecration” and for some strange reason “She’s got electric boots, a mohair […]
It’s going to be a busy morning here at the headquarters of Manhattan Infidel time to finally dispose of that dead prostitute that’s been in my bed all weekend so I won’t have time to report in-depth on the news that Douglas Kennedy, son of Robert Kennedy, has been arrested. Instead I will use a […]
Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel our mission statement includes three two basic elements: to provide my readers with hard-hitting news stories, to better the lives of my readers through intellectual stimulation and to masturbate in all 50 states. In keeping with my desire to intellectually stimulate my readers I now present […]
In a shocking turn of events respected crime fighter McGruff the Crime Dog was arrested today on charges of extortion and “facilitating prostitution.” “We had him under surveillance for a long time” said an FBI official. “Naturally because of his stellar reputation and the fact that kids looked up to him we didn’t want […]
The Transportation Safety Administration admitted today that on “a few, isolated occasions” elderly female passengers were subjected to intrusive pat downs and strip searches. “I was so humiliated” said an 88 year-old woman who wishes to remain anonymous. “All I wanted to do was visit my grandchildren for the holidays” said another woman, 85. “I’m […]
On February 20, 2009, a date that will (or is it shall?) live in infamy, the blog known as Manhattan Infidel debuted. On February 21st, 2009, encouraged that the logs showed two hits Manhattan Infidel swore off all human contact to concentrate on the fame and fortune that no doubt would surely follow. And here […]
The hobbit Gollum, also known as Smeagol, has announced the opening of his new law firm. Long presumed dead after disappearing on Mt. Doom Gollum later turned up taking night courses at the UNLV law school. “Smeagol likeses the night timeses he does. Smeagol was looking for something to do whilst he searches for his […]
On Saturday afternoon on the West Coast Whitney Houston was found dead in her bathtub at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I have held off reporting on her death until now because I didn’t want to rush to judgment until I had all the facts I was drunk Saturday and Sunday and in jail Monday and […]