Browsing the blog archives for February, 2012
Since Tourette Syndrome was first diagnosed in 1885 by the French doctor George Giles de la Tourette those unfortunate to have the disease have had to deal with the social stigma attached. Typical was the the case of “John B.” of Kingston, New York. Diagnosed with Tourette Syndrome at the age of 15 he found […]
The Association of James Bond Villains (“AJBV”) led by Ernst Stavro Blofeld has called for the pooling of resources among all enemies of James Bond. Speaking from the AJBV home office in Utica, New York Stavro put forth his case. I don’t need to tell anyone times are tough. There is a debt crisis about […]
It’s halftime. Both teams are in their locker room saying nasty things about Gisele Bundchen. It’s halftime in America too. And by that I don’t mean let’s reelect President Obama. People are out of work and they are hurting. Though I wouldn’t know anything about that. I haven’t been out of work since 1954. And […]
I’ve tried them all: eHarmony. Match. The bar scene. The bar scene at 4 am closing time. “This is when the women show up right?” The bar scene at 4:30 am. “Where are the women? What do you mean you’re throwing me out?” The back alley scene at 5 am. “So it’s 20 dollars, right?” […]
In Afghanistan a 22-year old girl is tortured and murdered by her husband and mother-in-law for giving birth to yet another useless girl. In Canada a 58-year old man, his wife and son are convicted of murdering their three teenage daughters in an “honor” killing because they had disgraced the family by dating, socializing, going […]
Bowing to overwhelming public demand Mayor Bloomberg (pictured here) has declared February to be Manhattan Infidel history month. February has traditionally been black history month. Well now I am proud to announce that in addition to this February will now be known as Manhattan Infidel month. Both deserve to have a month named in their […]
New York City today mourns. Staten Island Chuck, a symbol of the resiliency, vibrancy and life of our fair city, is dead, murdered by Mayor Bloomberg. As part of the traditional Groundhog Day celebration at the Staten Island Zoo, Chuck, a peace-loving and gentle groundhog emerged from his burrow. But before he had a chance […]
Most know him by his movie roles, whether it is Michael Collins, Zeus in Clash of the Titans, Aslan in The Chronicles of Narnia or Qui-Gon Jinn in the Star Wars franchise. But Liam Neeson is much more than that. He is a deeply spiritual man. I recently had the pleasure to sit down with […]
Good evening MSNBC viewers. I’m Chris Matthews reporting tonight from the pivotal state of Florida. The polls have ended and Florida Republicans have overwhelmingly voted for the intelligent candidate Mitt Romney. I’m joined by chief political correspondent Chucky Chuck Chuck Chucky Chuck Todd. Good evening soul brother. Chuck Todd: Thank you Chris. Chris Matthews: […]