Browsing the blog archives for January, 2012
Following up on yesterday’s post where I discussed hate-filled racist code words that are destroying America I will now talk about the nature of racism itself. What is racism? How can we stop it? And most importantly, why hasn’t Lauren Graham done a nude scene yet? And so I now present the signs of […]
In the light of Newt Gingrich’s racist victory in the racist state of South Carolina, a victory brought about in large part through the use of racist code words, we here at the World Wide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel would like to provide our readers with a guide to said racist code words “Work” will […]
For years Captain Crunch (full name Horatio Magellan Crunch) was the most popular children’s cereal. Captain Crunch was acclaimed, respected and enjoyed. But then the fickle hand of fate, dietary trends and pressure from the White House ended Captain Crunch’s once seemingly invulnerable perch atop the cereal chain. In March of last year, Pepsico, Inc., […]
Here at the worldwide headquarters you gonna eat that? of the unstoppable journalistic juggernaut seriously you gonna eat that? known as Manhattan Infidel we pride ourselves on our infrequent parole violations ability to bring only the best information to our viewers around the world I don’t care if the bagel fell on the floor I’m […]
In his annual State of the Union address, President Obama took the opportunity to once again tout the Buffett rule, named after singer Jimmy Buffett, which would require that secretaries have as much access to margaritas as their millionaire bosses. Warming to his subject President Obama challenged congressional Republicans. “Why should a millionaire like Jimmy […]
We here at the World Wide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel are always on the lookout for a charitable and worthy cause to pass along to our readers. And we are proud to announce we have found one. The nonprofit foundation “Help Chaz Bono Get a Penis” needs contributions. And I’m sure my readers will respond. […]
The political season is in full swing. Primaries have come and gone. Candidates have bowed out. And soon it will be time to choose a candidate to run against President Obama in 2012. And with this choice comes many questions. Should the Republicans choose the most “electable” candidate (as electability is defined by the press […]
Here at Manhattan Infidel I am continually humbled by the Hollywood superstars who want to drop by for an interview. And today is no exception. I am pleased to have with me Mark Wahlberg, star of the new movie……well I’ve forgotten the title. No big deal. I heard it sucks anyway. MI: Good morning Mr. […]
Upon waking up this morning wearing woman’s clothing and heavily bruised refreshed and ready to great the day I decided to pick up the morning papers spend 15 minutes vomiting and checking my backside for new tattoos to see what I would write about. After spending an hour watching The View studiously reading the New […]
The world rejoiced when new parents Beyoncé and Jay-Z welcomed their new daughter Blue Ivy Carter. But explosive new allegations of preferential treatment for this important couple threatens to shake America to its foundations. It is alleged that Beyoncé and Jay-Z placed private security in the maternity ward and that this security in effect “locked […]