Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

Hell to Offer Personal Seat Licenses

Faced with the reality of a changing economic situation, Satan has announced that all souls tortured for eternity will now have to purchase a Personal Seat License (PSL). Speaking from his vacation home in Long Island, Satan said, “Yeah, I didn’t want to have to do this. But economic reality is economic reality.   And […]