Browsing the blog archives for December, 2011
It has been learned that Sheriff Andy Taylor of the town of Mayberry is currently the subject of a Federal civil rights probe. The Fed are close to unsealing an indictment charging Sheriff Taylor, among other things, for “creating an atmosphere of terror” in Mayberry that left citizens traumatized. It is alleged that Sheriff Taylor, […]
Astronomers at NASA announced today that they have found a wormhole. This would be the first known physical verification of the long-hypothesized phenomenon. “We were excited at first to discover the wormhole” said one scientist. “Because frankly we’ve been bored lately. We haven’t been doing much at NASA except helping Muslims improve their self-esteem. So […]
In the wake of last month’s storming of the English British Embassy, the Islamic Republic of Iran has issued an emergency plea for more flags from western countries (specifically the United States and Great Britain.) Speaking in front of a specially-called emergency session of the Iranian Parliament, Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei (pictured here) begged […]
In a shocking act of senseless violence, a harmless, gentle young boy named Aaron who loves nothing more than playing his drum while his pet lamb, donkey and camel dance was savagely attacked and beaten by this man, former Beatle drummer Pete Best. Witnesses report that the gentle young lad was drumming his signature tune, […]
I ended part III of my interview with Santa by visiting a local establishment and showing my support for single mothers. I now present my fourth and final installment. You know, I don’t mean to brag but I smell a Pulitzer. And if anyone from the networks is reading this I’m ready for my closeup. […]
As part II of my exclusive interview with St. Nick ended we had exercised our minds and our bodies in wholesome physical activity. I now present part III of my interview with this rather remarkable figure. MI: This is a nice place. I’ve never been here before. Santa: It’s a bit above your kind. Just […]
As part I of my interview with Santa ended we were discussing over-regulation and how it is killing business. I now present part II of my interview with the most popular person among boys and girls around the globe. Santa: You want a piece of me? You want me punk? Here I am. Come on […]
With Christmas fast approaching we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel are pleased that the man himself, St. Nick has agreed to stop by and talk to us. I thank Santa Claus for taking time out of his busy schedule to sit down for an interview. MI: Santa. Thank you. I know you’re […]
Former Governor and Senator from New Jersey and head of the now-bankrupt MF global, Jon Corzine recently sat down with me for an exclusive interview. Among the topics of conversation: How could MF Global have gone bankrupt? Were no lessons learned from the 2008 financial meltdown? As we walked down Broadway on a brisk December […]
In my continuing series of posts designed to better the lives of my readers I now present your daily horoscope. Yes, I know that I don’t have to better the lives of my readers but I consider it my duty. And all my readers have to do in return is send me photos of Olivia […]