Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Astronomers Discover Wormhole; Find it Filled with Worms

Astronomers at NASA announced today that they have found a wormhole.  This would be the first known physical verification of the long-hypothesized phenomenon. “We were excited at first to discover the wormhole” said one scientist.  “Because frankly we’ve been bored lately.  We haven’t been doing much at NASA except helping Muslims improve their self-esteem.  So […]