As part I of my interview with Santa ended we were discussing over-regulation and how it is killing business. I now present part II of my interview with the most popular person among boys and girls around the globe.
Santa: You want a piece of me? You want me punk? Here I am. Come on punk. Come at me!
MI: You’re going down fat boy!
[Manhattan Infidel upends the table separating them. Grabbing his handy switchblade he motions to Santa to come closer. Santa breaks off a table leg and swings it over his head.]
MI: Aaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Santa: I’ve been waiting for this for years you….blogger!
[Manhattan Infidel and Santa collide. Santa grabs Manhattan Infidel’s hand and starts hitting it repeatedly with the table leg.]
MI: Not my hand! Jesus not my hand! I need that to masturbate. I mean I need that hand to write my witty blog posts that keep up the spirit of America!
[Manhattan Infidel grabs Santa’s leg and flips him onto his back. Manhattan Infidel plunges his knife into Santa’s foot eliciting a blood-curdling scream from St. Nick.]
Santa: Not my foot! Not my foot! I need that foot to power my sleigh!
[As Santa attends to his bleeding foot Manhattan Infidel searches for a gun.]
MI: Where the hell is your gun? I know you have one you fat bastard!
[Santa grabs the table leg again and slams it into Manhattan Infidel’s chest.]
MI: Not my nipples! Not my nipples! I need them to…..um……what are male nipples for anyway?
Santa: I’m not really sure. I read in a book once they were an evolutionary holdover, like the appendix.
MI: Really? Cool.
Santa: Now prepare to die you blogging bastard!
MI: What a minute. What are we doing? I am not the enemy. The enemy is out there! Out there! Millions of bratty kids around the world demanding presents they don’t deserve.
Santa: I guess you have a point. [Throws down his table leg.]
MI: Let’s call a truce.
Santa: I suppose I can agree to a truce. Hey, I know a good strip club not far from here. You want to go?
MI: A gentleman’s entertainment venue?
Santa: Don’t push it.
End of Part II.
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I think the things you covered through the post are quiet impressive, good job and great efforts. I found it very interesting and enjoyed reading all of it…keep it up, lovely job..
It’s not to often that you end up with a fight scene in a blog post.
Well done, Mr. Infidel.