Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, February 17th, 2012

Gollum Opens Law Firm

The hobbit Gollum, also known as Smeagol, has announced the opening of his new law firm. Long presumed dead after disappearing on Mt. Doom Gollum later turned up taking night courses at the UNLV law school. “Smeagol likeses the night timeses he does.  Smeagol was looking for something to do whilst he searches for his […]