Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, February 24th, 2012

McGruff the Crime Dog Busted!

In a shocking turn of events respected crime fighter McGruff the Crime Dog was arrested today on charges of extortion and “facilitating prostitution.” “We had him under surveillance for a long time” said an FBI official.   “Naturally because of his stellar reputation and the fact that kids looked up to him we didn’t want […]