Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Secret Service to Increase Whore Stipends

The director of the Secret Service, Mark J. Sullivan has announced far-reaching changes in the agency designed to head off an further scandals such as the one currently gripping the agency. As the leader of this agency I of course take full responsibility for this scandal.  This happened on my watch.  Yes I could resign […]