The Gospel According to Barack Obama (Part Xl)

 The Kingdom of redistribution is at hand!

At that hour the disciples in the mainstream media came to Barack saying:  Who thinkest thou is greater in the kingdom of the Democratic party?

And Barack calling unto him a person of color, set him in the midst of them,

And said:  Amen I say to you, unless you become as dependent children and accept Federal largess, you shall not enter into the kingdom of the Democratic party.

Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this childlike person of color, he is the greater in the kingdom of the Democratic party.

But he that shall oppose one of these little ones that believe in me, it were better for him that the IRS aggressively audit him like they do the teabaggers and that he should be drowned in the depth of the sea.

Woe to the world because of Republicans and teabaggers.  For it must needs be that Republicans and teabaggers come:  but nevertheless woe to that man who voteth for them.

See that you despise not one of these little peoples of color:  for I say to you that their representatives in Washington always see the face of Barack who art in D.C.

For Obama has come to save that which the Republicans and teabaggers lost (and lower sea levels as well).

What think you?  If an elected Democrat has 100 people who vote for him, and one of them die:  doth he not make sure that the dead one still votes Democratic?

Amen I say to you, he rejoiceth more for the dead person still voting Democratic than for the ninety-nine that are alive.

If thy brother shall offend against thee and vote Republican, go and rebuke his racism and intolerance between thee and him alone.

And if he will not hear thee, take with thee one or two more: and breaketh his legs.

And if he will not hear them:  tell the Democratic party.  And if he will not hear the Party, let him be to thee as the heathen and publican and teabagging racist.

Amen I say unto you, whatsoever you shall bind upon America shall be bound upon Washington D.C. (except for the elite) and whatsoever you loose in Washington DC shall not be loosed upon America for it is not in the best interest of the rubes.

For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them for the rubes have no right to privacy if it offends the sense of the Party.

Therefore is the kingdom of Obama likened to a king, who would take account of his servants.

One was brought to him, that owed the IRS ten thousand dollars.

 And as he had not the wherewith to pay it, I ordered that his house be sold and a lean placed upon his salary and payment to be made.

But that servant falling down, besought him, saying:  Have patience with me. Can we work out a payment schedule?

And I will say to him:  Thou wicked servant, shouldest not thou then have paid your fair share?

And I being angry with him will deliver him to the torturers at MSNBC who will use character assassination to destroy his reputation until he shall pay his fair share.

[To be continued.]


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