Browsing the blog archives for April, 2012

Keith Olbermann Hires New Car Service

Noted liberal and man of the people Keith Olbermann, dissatisfied with a number of car services that he had used has finally settled on one to his liking:  “Use a Chimp“, based out of Manhattan has been hired by Mr. Olbermann for all his stretch limo needs.  Said an executive at Use a Chimp: We […]

Celebrities Unite to Record Tribute Song for Trayvon Martin

A who’s who of A- B- C- D-list celebrities banded together to record a tribute song for Trayvon Martin, the Florida youth assassinated by white Hispanic racist George Zimmerman. The group that included such A- B- C- D-list celebrities as Loretta Devine, Courtney Vance, Kelly Price, Keke Palmer, Eva Pigford, Terry Crews, Toccara and Boris […]

High School Goes Into Lockdown After Teacher Discovers Ring Dings in Student's Lunch

News stations around the United States interrupted regular programming today to report on a sadly troubling American phenomenon:  a school going into lockdown because of a threat of violence.  The trouble started around 12:30 when a student at a high school in upstate New York noticed one of his fellow students eating a ring ding. […]

The Gospel According to Barack Obama (Part X)

  And after six days Barack taketh unto him Joe Biden, Eric Holder and Nancy Pelosi of the nip and tuck, and bringeth them up into a high mountain apart from the rubes: And he was transfigured before them. And his face did shine as a local Chicago community organizer without a real job or […]

Slavery Ends; Blacks Hardest Hit

Dateline December 18, 1865 From the editorial board of the New York Times Word has just reached New York that the controversial Secretary of State William Henry Seward (pictured above) has announced the ratification of the 13th amendment to the constitution, outlawing slavery and involuntary servitude except as punishment for a crime. While not entering […]

Spike Lee Tweets Wrong Address; Hilarity Ensues!

Wading into the racially-charged murder of  Trayvon Martin, director Spike Lee used his twitter account to tweet what he believed was the address where George Zimmerman lived. Attention!  I know where the racist George Zimmerman lives!  He lives at 1313 Mockingbird Lane!  That’s 1313 Mockingbird Lane! The problem?  George Zimmerman does not live at 1313 […]