Spike Lee Tweets Wrong Address; Hilarity Ensues!

The racist lives at 1313 Mockingbird Lane!Wading into the racially-charged murder of  Trayvon Martin, director Spike Lee used his twitter account to tweet what he believed was the address where George Zimmerman lived.

Attention!  I know where the racist George Zimmerman lives!  He lives at 1313 Mockingbird Lane!  That’s 1313 Mockingbird Lane!

The problem?  George Zimmerman does not live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.  The occupants of that address are the Munster family, led by patriarch Herman Munster and his wife Lilly (pictured here). Respectable citizens Herman and Lilly Munster who had nothing to do with the Trayvon Martin shooting Mr. Munster is employed by a local undertaker and denies any involvement in the shooting.  Said Munster:

I came home from work one day and there was an angry crowd in front of my house.  They asked me if I lived here and I said yes.  That’s when they started throwing things at me and calling me a racist killer.  I was so scared I ran straight into my house and locked the door.  I’m no killer.  I’m just an embalmer.

Things only got worse from there.  Undeterred by Herman Munster’s denials the crowd grabbed his father-in-law, “Grandpa” Munster Grandpa Munster before he was attacked by the crowd and proceeded to beat him.  Grandpa Munster turned himself into a bat and tried to fly away.  The crowd then pulled his wings off.  Reverting to human form he cried “Jesus I have no arms” and ran into the house, bleeding from his wounds.

As his wife Lilly attended to her stricken father, Mr. Munster called the police and begged for protection.  When the police arrived the angry mob was in the process of trying to set the house on fire.  Gathering the family police placed them in a squad car and drove away.  The Munsters are currently in protective custody at an unknown location.  Said Mr. Munster through his lawyer:

This is ridiculous.  I have done nothing wrong.  Now my family is in danger. This is really scary. I hope Spike Lee rots in hell.  I’m suing that punk’s ass off.  DARN DARN DARN DARN!

As for director Lee, he has acknowledged his mistake, apologized and sent out a follow-up tweet:

My bad.  The racist killer Zimmerman does not live at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.  He lives at 0001  Cemetery Lane.

The problem?  George Zimmerman does not live at this address either.  The occupants of 0001 Cemetery Lane are a family called the Addams (pictured here.)  The Addams family, also not the shooters of Trayvon Martin Said Gomez Addams:

“If I ever meet that bastard Lee I’m going to introduce him to my crocodile farm!”

Spike Lee could not be reached for comment.


7 Responses

  1. Croccodile farm sounds like the right place for Mr. Lee- He’s Chinese, isn’t he?

  2. Dude, Lurch will handle the angry mobs. I get the feeling he used to dealing with no-talent midgets like Spike Lee.

  3. Matt says:

    My money is on the Adams Family. Herman was such a wus anyway.

  4. John Carey says:

    Herman needs to stand up for his family and “Do the right thing.”

  5. To be frank, I hope Zimmerman sues the pants off some of these racist people, it’s been a despicable and shameful campaign waged against a fellow simply because of his skin color.

    I know most of these people can’t be shamed, which is why I hope some lawyers are getting ready to sue them for their racist hatred.

  6. This is the latest I’m reading of this case, funny how the drive by media have taken an intense interest in grass growing now that their racist witch hunt has been exposed.


  7. Manhattan Infidel says:

    Wow. Where did all this anti-Herman Munster hatred come from? Herman’s a good man.

    RWT: Thanks for the article.

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