Browsing the blog archives for December, 2017
With Christmas just around the corner the possibility of labor peace fades as both sides admit negotiations are at a standstill. “The fat jolly bastard is killing us” admits the elf foreman (pictured here). All the elves want is an agreement that is fair to both sides. No […]
Reputed “vile gangster” Jabba the Hutt faces fresh scrutiny after being accused by Princess Leia of “unwanted contact of a sexual nature.” This is not the first time Hutt has come under surveillance from the Empire’s security forces as he is rumored to be one of the most powerful […]
Since the news broke that respected pro-abortion and pro-female senator Al Franken was resigning from the Senate for totally false charges brought about by alt-right nationalists, we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ have been on the case. We will leave no stone […]
French skunk Pepe Le Pew, long noted for his amorous intentions towards the weaker sex, has been accused by several females of aggressive conduct of a sexual nature and “creating an unsafe, toxic environment.” One cat’s story is typical. “He saw me on the street […]
After a thorough investigation by Special Counsel Robert Mueller, Yosemite Sam was charged today with lying to the FBI. “We asked him point blank if he hated rabbits” said a member of the Special Counsel. We know he hates rabbits. He won’t admit to it because […]
With the Sexual Harassment Apocalypse™ upon us we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ have been busy trying to cover this crisis from every angle. So using my contacts in DC eating potato chips on the couch and drinking beer I have been lucky enough to acquire […]
Federalists are in disarray today after it was revealed that President John Adams has been accused of sexual misconduct by a Washington socialite. “What do you expect from Federalists” said Republican Thomas Jefferson, who is running against Adams in the 1800 presidential election. Federalists are hypocrites. All of them. They […]
Obi-Wan Kenobi, aka “Ben” Kenobi, hermit from Tatooine has been outed as the person responsible for the destruction of the Empire’s Death Star along with everyone on board. “I’m just a moisture farmer” said Kenobi’s platonic male companion, the much younger and blonder Luke Skywalker. What do I know […]
To err is human. To err consistently for high pay is a hallmark of the Mainstream Media. Still, no one has made a career out of “erroring” as much as Brian Ross of ABC News who found himself suspended for four weeks after announcing that Trump directed Michael […]
After a thorough investigation ABC has fired Good Morning America host George Stephanopolous because of concern over his future sexual activity. “We were concerned that George, being a powerful white man, could embarrass us” said a producer for Good Morning America. We watched CBS and NBC suffer embarrassment because […]