Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, December 26th, 2017

Giant Child Destroys Commuter Train! Hundreds Killed! Congress Calls for “Assault Child” Ban!

                A commuter train bringing in crowds to the city for the Post-Christmas sales was attacked by a giant child, which swept the train off the tracks and cruelly played with the occupants. “It was horrible. Horrible!” said a terrorized survivor. I was coming into the city to […]