Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, December 15th, 2017

Mount Crumpit Resident Shot by Whoville Police During Home Invasion!

                Heavily-armed SWAT teams from the Whoville police department today shot and killed the Grinch after receiving multiple calls about home invasions on Christmas Eve. “We took the perp out with extreme prejudice” said the SWAT commander. The problem began when calls started coming into police headquarters about […]