Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, December 13th, 2017

Jabba the Hutt Accused of Inappropriate Touching!

            Reputed “vile gangster” Jabba the Hutt faces fresh scrutiny after being accused by Princess Leia of “unwanted contact of a sexual nature.” This is not the first time Hutt has come under surveillance from the Empire’s security forces as he is rumored to be one of the most powerful […]