Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, December 5th, 2017

Religious Fanatic Urges Violence!

            Obi-Wan Kenobi, aka “Ben” Kenobi, hermit from Tatooine has been outed as the person responsible for the destruction of the Empire’s Death Star along with everyone on board. “I’m just a moisture farmer” said Kenobi’s platonic male companion, the much younger and blonder Luke Skywalker. What do I know […]