Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, December 19th, 2017

Santa Fined by EPA!

              After an almost year-long investigation Santa Claus has been found guilty of damaging the environment and fined an undisclosed amount┬áby the Environmental Protection Agency. “We found evidence that Santa encouraged people to hang stockings by the chimney with care” said an EPA official. What sort of science-denying deplorable […]