Browsing the blog archives for January, 2018

C-3PO Accused of Sexual Harassment!

                      C-3PO, a protocol droid built by Anakin Skywalker has been accused of sexual harassment by several women in the Rebel Alliance. “I was taking a shower after a long day of killing Stormtrooper scum” said one Alliance fighter who wishes to remain anonymous. When […]

My Exclusive Interview With President William Henry Harrison

                  Today at the worldwide journalistic juggernaut that is Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing the ninth President of the United States, and the first Whig elected to the office, William Henry Harrison. MI: Good afternoon President Harrison. WHH: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. It is a pleasure […]


NFL to Commit Suicide; Establishes Committee on Social Justice!

              The National Football League, once the most powerful, most-watched and most popular of  professional sports has decided to commit suicide and will establish a joint owner-player committee on social justice. “I think one thing we can all agree on is the public likes it when athletes with felony […]

FBI to Become FBLS!

                  The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today that it will undergo the most extensive rebranding in the organization’s history. “Let’s face it keeping conservatives under surveillance is a lot of hard, thankless work” said FBI director Christopher Wray. Tracking down those who oppose the Democratic party, […]


Manhattan Infidel Examines 2020 Democratic Presidential Hopeful Negan!

I am a man of my word!   With the government shut down due to the man who is literally Hitler, Donald Trump, it is time once again to examine the crowded Democratic field for 2020. Today I look at the candidacy of perhaps the most controversial member of the field, none other than Negan […]


Special Prosecutor Appointed to Look into French Collusion in Presidential Election of 1800!

            Under fire from Federalists, President Thomas Jefferson today appointed a special prosecutor who will be tasked with looking into allegations that the French interfered in the election of 1800 in favor of candidate Jefferson. Speaker of the House Nathaniel Macon, Democrat-Republican of North Carolina announced the President’s decision today. […]


Peter Rabbit is Dead!

                    Local anthropomorphic animal Peter Rabbit is dead. “My daughter wanted a pet to replace the cat we gave back to the shelter” said the little girl’s father. Yeah I know what you’re saying. Why did I return the cat? It kept peeing all over the […]

Tragedy at Pussy Hat March: Stampede Caused by Mouse Kills Hundreds!

              The 2018 Pussy March for Pussy Equality got off to a festive start in New York City over the weekend as hundreds of thousands tens of thousand thousands hundreds of marchers gathered to protest the election of the man who is literally Hitler, Donald Trump. “Hey ho this […]


Manhattan Infidel Examines 2020 Democratic Presidential Hopeful Oprah Winfrey!

            It may seem like a long time away, but the Presidential election of 2020 is just around the corner. As a service to my readers reader  guy who stumbled upon the blog looking for porn I am going to examine the pros and cons of each candidate. Today I shall […]


Second False Alert of Week Has Hawaii (Well Technically the Hawaiian Islands) on Edge!

              Just days after a false alarm about an incoming intercontinental ballistic missile, Hawaii (well technically the Hawaiian islands) was put on edge by another alarm sent out by the state’s Emergency Management Agency stating that a Republican had been sited and that people should seek shelter. At approximately […]