Browsing the blog archives for February, 2018

Batman and Robin Redesign Bat Cave!

                Batman and Robin, famous masked crime fighters whose true identity remains unknown, have just finished a redesign of their office commonly known as the “Bat Cave.” “I wanted an open floor concept” said Robin. We spend a lot of our time down in the Bat Cave. It’s cramped […]

Congress to Legislate School Shootings; Calls Continue to Regulate Process

            Facing an increasingly angry media branch of their party, Democrats on Capitol Hill today demanded that the Federal government tax and regulate future school shootings. “The Republicans want us to sit back and do nothing” said minority leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). We Democrats have a more compassionate program. We […]


An Open Letter From the FBI!

            The following is a paid announcement courtesy of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Hello young people of America and greetings from the Federal Bureau of Investigation! As many of you are contemplating a career choice after you finish college may we suggest a position at the FBI?  If you […]


Manhattan Infidel Celebrates Nine Years!

            From the desk of former President Barack Obama: On February 20, 2009, a date that shall live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the blog called Manhattan Infidel. The United States was at peace with Manhattan Infidel and, at the solicitation of Manhattan Infidel, was […]

Manhattan Infidel Investigates the Tragic Florida School Shooting

            When the news of the school shooting in Florida broke we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ sprang into action. Okay, we put our pants on. Okay, we put our underwear on.  Okay we remained naked. But eventually we traveled down to Florida to help with the narrative:  […]


Manhattan Infidel Presents the Missing Peter Strzok – Lisa Page Text Messages!

                  As many people by now know FBI agent and his lover Lisa Page carried on an illicit affair while investigating so-called Russian collusion. When this came to light the FBI conveniently lost six months of messages. Fortunately for my readers reader mother meth dealer prostitute stranger I pay […]


Liberal Says Stupid Shit!

                Former President and liberal George Bush has weighed in on the alleged Russian interference in the 2016 campaign. The famous globalist liberal seemed to take a swipe at President Trump’s denials of collusion when he said there is “pretty clear evidence that the Russians meddled.” As a […]


Porky Pig’s Career in Tatters; Latest Victim of #Metoo Movement!

                    Porky Pig has been dropped by the Creative Artists Agency (CAA) after allegations of serial sexual harassment and outright assault against the venerable pig. “He assaulted me. He sexualized me. He raped me!” claims one actress. I was new in Hollywood and looking for work. Someone […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents the Full, Unredacted Democratic House Intel Memo!

            It’s been memogate, memogate, memogate the past week in America. First was the release of the Republican memo which exposed how Obama used the FBI to spy on Trump.  The Democrats naturally wanted to release their own memo.  It was blocked by Trump because it contained sensitive data. However […]

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Ricochet Rabbit Accused of Bias Against Minorities!

              Controversial law and order sheriff Ricochet Rabbit of the town of Hoop ‘n’ Holler has been accused of using his office improperly and showing a clear pattern of bias against peoples of color. “The other day I was leaving my office and Ricochet approached me” said the head […]