Browsing the blog archives for February, 2018
Notorious Gotham villain Oswald Cobblepot, aka “The Penguin” has expressed his anger at the Gotham City Council for enacting a new series of anti-smoking laws. “Come on. This is just prohibition all over” said the Penguin. I’ve been smoking since I was 13 years old and I […]
Dear applicant: Thank you for your interest in working as a deputy for the Broward County Sheriff’s Department. Being a deputy demands a willingness to serve, attention to detail and grace under pressure. Good luck with your exam ~ Broward County Sheriff’s Office. You see […]
With the Winter Olympics finally over I see that the ratings for NBC have crashed and burned harder than Paul Walker into a Santa Clarita lamp post. Which only goes to prove my point. The Winter Olympics are like empathy: Everyone says they like it but most of us manage to […]
Batman and Robin, famous masked crime fighters whose true identity remains unknown, have just finished a redesign of their office commonly known as the “Bat Cave.” “I wanted an open floor concept” said Robin. We spend a lot of our time down in the Bat Cave. It’s cramped […]
Facing an increasingly angry media branch of their party, Democrats on Capitol Hill today demanded that the Federal government tax and regulate future school shootings. “The Republicans want us to sit back and do nothing” said minority leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). We Democrats have a more compassionate program. We […]
The following is a paid announcement courtesy of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Hello young people of America and greetings from the Federal Bureau of Investigation! As many of you are contemplating a career choice after you finish college may we suggest a position at the FBI? If you […]
From the desk of former President Barack Obama: On February 20, 2009, a date that shall live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the blog called Manhattan Infidel. The United States was at peace with Manhattan Infidel and, at the solicitation of Manhattan Infidel, was […]
When the news of the school shooting in Florida broke we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ sprang into action. Okay, we put our pants on. Okay, we put our underwear on. Okay we remained naked. But eventually we traveled down to Florida to help with the narrative: […]
As many people by now know FBI agent and his lover Lisa Page carried on an illicit affair while investigating so-called Russian collusion. When this came to light the FBI conveniently lost six months of messages. Fortunately for my readers reader mother meth dealer prostitute stranger I pay […]
Former President and liberal George Bush has weighed in on the alleged Russian interference in the 2016 campaign. The famous globalist liberal seemed to take a swipe at President Trump’s denials of collusion when he said there is “pretty clear evidence that the Russians meddled.” As a […]