Browsing the blog archives for February, 2018
Porky Pig has been dropped by the Creative Artists Agency (CAA) after allegations of serial sexual harassment and outright assault against the venerable pig. “He assaulted me. He sexualized me. He raped me!” claims one actress. I was new in Hollywood and looking for work. Someone […]
It’s been memogate, memogate, memogate the past week in America. First was the release of the Republican memo which exposed how Obama used the FBI to spy on Trump. The Democrats naturally wanted to release their own memo. It was blocked by Trump because it contained sensitive data. However […]
Controversial law and order sheriff Ricochet Rabbit of the town of Hoop ‘n’ Holler has been accused of using his office improperly and showing a clear pattern of bias against peoples of color. “The other day I was leaving my office and Ricochet approached me” said the head […]
Foghorn Leghorn, a large white adult leghorn rooster, has finally met his fate after years of strutting his stuff like he owned the world. “Let’s just say Foghorn got what he deserved” said George P. Dog. He was always riding me about something. Foghorn Leghorn […]
The past couple days have left me traumatized and frightened for the future of America. How deep does the Russian conspiracy go? How many Russian Bots are out there? To answer these questions I decided to go straight to the top, to the most powerful and knowledgeable […]
It’s been a very busy week here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™. Memogate continues to reverberate. In the interests of fair play I have asked John McCain, who opposed releasing the memo, to sit down for an interview. MI: Good afternoon Senator. Let’s get […]
It has been a very busy weekend with the release of the memo showing that the FBI and DOJ used sources they knew were false to obtain FISA warrants. Here to help me make sense of it all is the ranking Democratic member of the House Intelligence Committee, the […]
R2-D2 has been found. The astromech droid originally went missing during the Women’s march almost two weeks ago. “I thought we had lost him forever” said Luke Skywalker of his droid companion. The much-loved droid was found in a bar in upper Manhattan near Ft.Tryon park […]
We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ have a mission. And that mission is to provide the facts and only the facts. (Unless of course those facts relate to why I was in an alley last night with two frightened German tourists. And why I was wearing […]