Browsing the blog archives for November, 2017

Manhattan Infidel Presents the How the MSM Will Cover the Hillary Clinton-Uranium Scandal Template™

            Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ there are two things that concern us: 1. Bringing the public the truth the official news media will not and 2. Figuring out where to get those Heineken 5 liter kegs. They’re pressurized you know. Oh sure there’s a place in Queens […]

My Exclusive Interview with Louis C.K.

                As a reporter blogger manic depressive it is always a feather in one’s cap to interview a figure on the front pages. So today I have the honor of interviewing comedian, director, producer and auteur Louis C.K. MI: Good afternoon Mr. C.K. LCK: Hey, what’s up? MI:  It is […]

Snoopy Eats Woodstock!

                In a crime that shocked the tight-knit community of children in this town, Woodstock, beloved bird friend of local beagle Snoopy, was brutally murdered and eaten by his best friend. “I heard chirping. Not normal chirping but a high pitched scream” said Charlie Brown. I ran out […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents the Official Why I Voted for Warren Wilhelm Jr. (Stage Name Bill de Blasio) Template™

              Well it happened. Despite rising crime, despite rampant corruption, despite a crumbling infrastructure and a subway system that is a mess, Warren Wilhelm Jr. (stage name Bill de Blasio) was re-elected by the good citizens of Gotham. Accordingly I now present another of my award winning hasn’t won jack shit templates. Enjoy! Why did you vote for Warren […]


Justice League Adopts Rule Changes!

            In a controversial move destined to upset purists, the Justice League voted today to adopt several rule changes. “I’m not sold on these rule changes either” said Justice League CEO Batman who is totally not Bruce Wayne. But times change. People nowadays don’t have the patience they used to. […]

The Official Muslim Written Driver’s License Test

                In the week since a Muslim (motives still unknown) drove down a bike path in Manhattan killing eight attention has focused on whether Muslims are good drivers. Well wonder no more. I have obtained a copy of the official Muslim Written Driver’s License Test and it shows […]


Entertainment Industry Shuts Down as Everyone in Hollywood Enters Sex Rehab!

        What started with the Harvey Weinstein expose has mushroomed into an industry-wide crisis as it was announced today that every studio had shut down production on every product due to the fact that all their actors were in sex rehab. “I’ve never seen anything like this before” said one studio executive. We […]

My Exclusive Interview with Kevin Spacey

              Today at Manhattan Infidel I am interviewing a figure much in the news lately: two-time Academy award winning actor, producer, director, writer, singer and former artistic director of the Old Vic in London, Kevin Spacey. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Spacey. KS: May I rest my hand upon your penis? Because doing […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents Your New York City Terror Attack Template™

            A truck has been used as an instrument of mass destruction. (Hey, maybe we are becoming just like Europe! Isn’t that what our elite want?) So without further delay here is another in Manhattan Infidel’s award winning never won an award series of templates.  Templates void where prohibited as […]


My Restrained and Dignified Interview with Respected, Restrained and Dignified Political Reporter Mark Halperin

            Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing veteran political reporter Mark Halperin. MI: Good afternoon Mr. Halperin. MH: Good afternoon fellow journalist and seeker of truth MI: Wow. Okay. Thanks. So let’s review your career accomplishments. In 1997 at the age of 32 you were […]