Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, November 16th, 2017

Dracula Charged with Sexual Misconduct!

            The Eastern European visitor to our land, Count Dracula, has been accused of sexual misconduct by several local women. “He took inappropriate liberties with me” said Lucy Westenra. He came to my house every night, sometimes dressed as a wolf, and bit me on my neck. Then he started […]