Manhattan Infidel Presents Your New York City Terror Attack Template™

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Another blond haired, blue eyed Christian terrorist!

 

 

 

 

 

 

A truck has been used as an instrument of mass destruction. (Hey, maybe we are becoming just like Europe! Isn’t that what our elite want?)

So without further delay here is another in Manhattan Infidel’s award winning never won an award series of templates.  Templates void where prohibited as hate speech.

A man (whom we can only hope was a Christian of northern European origin) drove a truck down a bike path in Manhattan, killing eight. Why would he do this?

  1.  Lower Manhattan is very narrow with many winding streets. He must have simply gotten confused
  2. Yes he was simply confused, panicked and put his foot on the gas. He didn’t mean to hurt anyone (unless he was a blonde, blue-eyed Christian of northern European origin in which case he totally meant to kill. You know how they are!)
  3. Perhaps he just wanted to kill bicyclists, in which case I am not unsympathetic. (Dude, spandex?  I don’t need to see your balls)
  4. Whatever the motives I’m sure alt-right white nationalists will use it to attack progressive, international ideals

You’ve hit the crux of the matter. Alt-right white nationalists will use this unfortunate accident to attack the progressive, international ideals of the United Nations and other NGOs

  1. I know! White people!  Lock them all up.
  2. Being white is a hate crime!
  3. Nationalism is not internationalism which equals racism and backward traditional ideals
  4. I hear alt-right nationalists believe there are only two genders!  Why are they so anti-science?

The NYPD shot the so-called attacker without reason, before he was even able to give an explanation

  1. So typical of the American gun culture
  2. Disarm the racist NYPD!
  3. I hope the suspect has a good lawyer. They shot him on camera! With witnesses! If that isn’t a lawsuit what is?
  4. In Europe they’d hold hands and light candles instead of defending themselves. They are so enlightened!  Why can’t America be more like that?

Donald Trump used the attack to call for an end to the Diversity Visa Lottery

  1. He’s such a racist
  2. He’s just trying to divert attention from the fact that he colluded with Russia and is about to be impeached
  3. He’s not an legitimate President!
  4. Let us all scream helplessly at the sky to vent our sadness over him being President.

I’ve just been informed that the suspect is a Muslim from Uzbekistan

  1. So?  What’s your point?
  2. What are you trying to say?  Islamophobia has no place in a civilized society
  3. You’re Christian aren’t you?  Where’s your Klan robe?
  4. Islam is the Religion of Peace and it is the fastest growing religion in the world!  Submit to the Prophet you alt-right nationalist or pay the price!

And there you have it readers. May this template™ help you make sense of this fast-moving, man-caused event.

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2 Comments

2 Responses

  1. LSP says:

    I liked that Template a lot, Infidel, but you left out peace signs and John. John and Yoko.

    That was an error. Yoko is a GENIUS.

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