Browsing the blog archives for June, 2017
I tell you, this week at Manhattan Infidel has had more leaks than an old trash bag (but without the body parts.) And so continuing my brave commitment to the truth, here is part two of the DNC’s Super Top Secret Security Clearance Only Democratic National Committee Manifesto. II. Democrats vs Non-Democrats In what relation do […]
Yesterday morning while at practicing for the annual congressional baseball game a gunman opened fire and critically injured House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (R-LA). Since the shooting we here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ have been busy working the phones trying to get the complete and official narrative. Q: Were these men targeted […]
There is no dribbling or leakage for me. I take Super Beta Prostate. What? I mean yesterday I leaked some official DNC memos. Today I leak all the notes James Comey has taken. How did I find myself in possession of these memos? I can’t discuss that in a public forum. Leaked Memo Number One […]
Lately leaks have been all the rage. Wikileaks, James Comey, Reality Winner. So yours truly has decided to get into the leakage game. Er, the leaking game. I had a problem with leakage once. Prostate you know. And so I now present The Super Top Secret Security Clearance Only Democratic National Committee Manifesto (Manifesto not […]
Responding to the first sack of Rome in over 600 years, the Emperor Honorius has ordered the Colosseum to be bathed in lights from “a diverse set of colored torches to symbolize the diversity and tolerance that made Rome great.” “Rome is the greatest and most advanced civilization ever” said the Emperor. This sack by […]
As the debate over paramilitary masked crime fighters deepens in Gotham Commissioner Gordon has come under fire because of rumors that Bat Girl is his daughter. With Republicans on Gotham’s city council asking for an investigation, Mayor Linseed has asked for Commissioner Gordon to step down. “As the Democratic mayor of Gotham I fully support […]
“I invented baseball to collude with the Russians” ~ Abner Doubleday (as reported on CNN) After losing the first game of their series against the Bahstahn Red Sawks behind Suddenly Sucking Tanaka the Yankees hoped to win game two. The Yankees started Carsten Charles Sabathia (7-2 3.66) while the Red Sawks started last year’s Cy Young […]
While its long-term goal is to kill all crusaders, ISIS leaders realize that this might be impossible in the short run. (For no other reason they might run out of suicide bombers.) The new pamphlet, officially designated “Directive 17.B” states that all ISIS fighters must find some way to “damage the crusaders, infidels and Jews, […]
Today I have the privilege to interview the current occupant of Gracie Mansion, his honor Warren Wilhelm Jr. (who goes by his stage name of Bill de Blasio). MI: Good afternoon Mr. Mayor. BDB: Good afternoon you cisgender white male. MI: Um, yeah. Anyway let’s start off with an obvious question about the election season. You will probably […]
Once again London has fallen victim to a terror attack. Once again the world offers up “thoughts and prayers.” Once again world leaders vow to “Get tough on terror. And we mean it this time. We really do. But how can we get tough on terror and not conflict with our ‘open borders’ theology?” Being […]