Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, June 21st, 2017

Dracula Fired From Job as Night Counterperson at 24 Hour 7-Eleven!

Count Dracula, recently out of rehab and seeking to get back on his feet, was fired today from his job as night counterperson at 7-Eleven. The Count has only been working at 7-Eleven for a couple of weeks and seemed to be doing a good job before his abrupt termination. “I really hated to let […]