Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Monday, June 19th, 2017

Count Dracula Enters Rehab!

Count Dracula, visiting these shores from exotic eastern Europe, has entered rehab to treat his overwhelming thirst for blood. Those who know the Count say that, while he was always eccentric, he had recently starting asking them if they knew of any underground “blood parties.” “We didn’t want to say anything” said one friend. He’s […]