Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Friday, June 23rd, 2017

Dracula Fired From Position as Emergency Medical Technician!

Count Dracula, visitor from exotic eastern Europe, his life rapidly spiraling out control, lost another job today. This marks two jobs lost since his earlier aborted stint in rehab. “What can I say? I shouldn’t have hired him in the first place but I felt sorry for him” said the EMT supervisor. He told me […]