Lately leaks have been all the rage. Wikileaks, James Comey, Reality Winner. So yours truly has decided to get into the leakage game. Er, the leaking game. I had a problem with leakage once. Prostate you know.
And so I now present The Super Top Secret Security Clearance Only Democratic National Committee Manifesto (Manifesto not valid where prohibited by law)
I. Democrats and Republicans
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class, race and identity struggles.
Democrat and slave, patrician Democrat and plebeian Republican, lord Democrat and serf Republican, manager and worker, in a word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary and compassionate redistribution of income, or in the selfish Republicans gaining power (and at a certain point you have to admit you’ve made enough money.)
The Republicans wherever they have got the upper hand, have put an end to all idyllic redistribution of income. It has pitilessly torn asunder the motley ties that bind the common man to his natural superiors in the Democratic party, and has left remaining no other nexus between men than naked self interest, than callous “cash payment”. And at a certain point you have to admit you’ve made enough money.
The Republicans have stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honored and looked up to with reverent awe (like being a Democratic politician). The Republicans have torn away from the family its sentimental veil, and have reduced the family relation to a binary male-female (whereas science has proven that there are 32 genders).
The Republicans, by the rapid improvement of all instruments of production, by the immensely facilitated means of communication, draws all, even the Irish, nations into their web of global trade and cultural appropriation.
The Republicans compel all nations to adopt their mode of living; it compels them to introduce what it calls American Exceptionalism into their midst, i.e., to become American themselves. In one word, it creates a world after its own image. (And there is nothing special about America.)
The lower strata of the middle class – the small tradespeople, shopkeepers, and retired tradesmen generally, the craftsmen and contractors – all these sink gradually into the Republican Party, partly because their diminutive capital does not suffice to let them become respectable and spend 50,000 dollars a year at Harvard or Yale as a gender studies major. Filthy, filthy, dirty laborers! The compassionate economic programs of the Democratic party seeks to eliminate manual labor so men can improve their minds and acquire hobbies, such as stamp collecting.
The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the contractor, all these fight against the Democratic Party, to save themselves from extinction as members of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative and the Democratic Party can rightly shun them.
What the Republican Party therefore produces, above all, are its own grave-diggers. Its fall and the victory of the Democratic Party are equally inevitable.
[To be continued]
Wow. That’s an explosive document. I can’t believe how easy it was to download and leak it. It’s almost like the Democrats think we are stupid.