Browsing the blog archives for August, 2016
Elmer J. Fudd, known around town for his scrupulous observance of the law and his love of hunting was in a quandary: Was it duck season or rabbit season? “I wasn’t too sure” he told reporters. They overlap sometimes and to tell the truth, I’ve been so busy with work I forgot to look at […]
Despite being one of the more popular shows on television, the producers of Lassie have decided to retool the format to provide a “more modern Lassie.” “The first three years of the show focused on the Miller family and their farm” said a network executive. While that sort of nuclear family environment might have played […]
After losing in Rio and calling the Swedes “a bunch of cowards” a clearly upset Hope Solo vowed to “burn the motherf*king world to the ground.” Immediately after losing in the quarterfinals Solo told a reporter that the “best team did not win today.” She then grabbed the reporter and bit into his neck, severing […]
Once every four years an exciting and fun-filled event happens. Manhattan Infidel has sex and/or moves his bowels watches the Summer Olympics. Here are a few of my thoughts on the Olympics (coverage provided by the totally competent and non-biased leftist organization known as NBC.) The Rowing Through Medical Waste, Body Parts and Raw Sewage […]
Long a fixture throughout the southwest, Tonto will no longer be fighting crime and righting injustice with The Lone Ranger. “I have come to realize that my people need me more than the white man does” said Tonto. The past couple years with The Lone Ranger have been a process of self-awakening for me. While […]
With just five months to go before he leaves office, President Obama announced one more signature initiative designed to fundamentally transform America: Cash for Hostages. The following is the complete transcript of my interview with President Obama where we discussed his new program. Q:What is Cash for Hostages? Cash for hostages is exactly what it says it is. […]
Superman, renowned superhero and defender of truth, justice and the American way, has been stripped of his ability to fly by the Federal Aviation Administration. “Effective immediately the extra-terrestrial personage known colloquially as “Superman” is banned from flying anywhere within the United States” said the FAA’s administrator Michael Huerta. This is not a decision we […]
As the entire civilized world (which obviously excludes Detroit) now know, the Democratic mayor of Fairfax Virginia was arrested after trying to use meth to arrange a threesome. And how do I know he’s a Democrat? Certainly not from relying on the news stories from the MSM, which conveniently omitted this fact. (To protect and […]
The feud between Godzilla and Tokyo appears to have hit an all-time high after the governor Yuriko Koike banned Godzilla from entering the city under penalty of death. “We have been patient with him” she said. We know he is a Japanese citizen but every time he visits our city we end up with hundreds of millions in […]
I care about my readers. I really do. And not just the ones I’ve exchanged nude photos with. So following up on yesterday’s quiz I now present the official Manhattan Infidel Climate Change Quiz. Happy quizzing. What is climate? The amount of rain or snow that falls The weather of a place averaged over a long […]