Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, August 18th, 2016

Greek Statue Self-Conscious About the Size of His Penis

A Greek statue, tired of jokes being made about his penis, has decided to wear boxer shorts from now on. “I mean look at me” said the distraught statue. It’s bad enough I have no chest hair but what about down there you know? My thumb is bigger! I kept telling the sculptor that’s now […]