Browsing the blog archives for July, 2016
Already reeling from the #Ferengilivesmatter movement, Starfleet was hit with a second scandal, this time on board its flagship the Enterprise. In the suit filed today the respected Chief Medical Officer accuses Picard of a “pattern of sexual harassment that made the workplace uncomfortable.” Since I was a little girl I’ve wanted to be a […]
Here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ our mission statement is: The facts and just the facts. (That replaces our old mission statement of “Come on honey, just touch it.“) Document Number Two (Daily Message Guidance) MESSAGE OF THE DAY: Hillary is running FOR president because she’s a woman and she’s entitled to be […]
Thanks to Wikileaks we now have a treasure trove of hacked documents from the Democratic National Committee. Because of time constraints I’ve been up for 24 hours doing meth and drinking beer and am about to crash I have not been able to read them all. However I do have a short selection ready for […]
After its previous 12 members were blown up the NYPD has decided to place the bomb squad in charge of Muslim outreach. “The number one mission of the New York Police Department is to reach out to Muslims and befriend them” said commissioner Bill Bratton. We have many members of the Islamic faith community living […]
On the second to last weekend in July most of the United States sweltered through a record-shattering heat wave that had many searching for relief. With temperatures reaching triple digits scientists gathered at a secret underground bunker to debate the cause and discuss possible solutions. “We came here to debate the cause and discuss possible […]
Black Lives Matter, the continent-wide civil rights group that has won the sympathy of all the world has decided to open up its ranks to non blacks. “We don’t want the white man to accuse of of not being diverse” said a member of the Black Lives Matter Executive Board. It would be just like […]
Sith lord Darth Vader has returned from an extended leave of absence in which he had his mobile life support system upgraded. Vader’s suit (serial number E-3778Q-1), while offering protection from the external elements and keeping him alive, had become obsolete as the years wore on. “I was quite happy with my mobile life support system” […]
As a child I used to watch Sesame Street all the time. I loved the show. Not only was it entertaining but it was educational as well. Little did I know that behind the scenes was drama, betrayal and misery. Popular Sesame Street regular Animal (pictured here) has released a tell all book entitled “Too […]
We here at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ pride ourselves on our journalistic integrity. No seriously. Come on why does everybody laugh when we say that? And in keeping with our journalistic integrity we were lucky to arrange an in-person interview with a top al qaeda operative who agreed to answer our questions. He had only […]
When the images of the carnage in Nice, France first arrived at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ once again we were forced to ask ourselves this question: How can this be prevented? How long must the world suffer through events like this? The answer is obvious. We need common sense truck control! The culprit […]