Browsing the blog archives for June, 2016
Just weeks after the attack at a gay nightclub in Orlando, hate reared its ugly head again in Istanbul Turkey as suicide bombers struck at the gay Ataturk airport, killing 41 people. One gay eyewitness describes a scene of panic and desolation. I heard some explosions. Then there was gay blood and gay severed limbs […]
Dateline Philadelphia, July 1776. World financial markets took a tumble today upon the news that the north American colonies voted “Yes” on a so-called “Brexit“, the exit from Great Britain. “The people of the colonies have spoken” said John Adams, one of the leaders of the Brexit movement. We have taken back our country. No longer will we […]
Being an alcoholic a reporter I am always vomiting in alleys and losing my pants looking for a scoop. So when House Democrats sat down on the floor of the House last week I, like many Americans, wondered why? Using my skills as an investigative reporter how much to touch it? I was able to get the official […]
From his home in Harlem, retired congressman Charlie Rangel stares out his window and contemplates the streets below him. “I still believe law-abiding citizens shouldn’t carry a gun” said Rangel. But surely there should be some exception for a former congressman like me? It’s dangerous out there. When I first retired I went out one […]
The Sun announced today that he will be attending the winter meeting of the World Economic forum in 2017. “I’ve been wanting to go for awhile but my schedule wouldn’t permit it” said the Sun. As a citizen of the universe I have as much interest in what goes on as anyone else. It’s time […]
Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure of interviewing our 27th president, none other than William Howard Taft. MI: Good afternoon President Taft. WHT: Good afternoon Mr. Infidel. MI: So tell me what’s it like being president? WHT: It has its perks. You know I get to go to baseball games for free. […]
Using the powers vested in me as a blogger I traveled to an alternate timeline and visited Washington D.C. on December 8th, 1941 to watch President Roosevelt address a joint session of Congress. This timeline is very progressive and compassionate. Mr. Vice President, Mr. Speaker, members of the Senate and the House of Representative and […]
Vin Scully, long time baseball broadcaster for the Los Angeles Dodgers was stripped naked, tarred, tied to a pole and set on fire today by a crowd, angry over the disrespect he showed to the economic system known as socialism. The trouble for the erstwhile-respected broadcaster began during a game between the Dodgers and the Milwaukee […]
Local residents Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse, long known for their contentious and violent relationship, have announced the opening of an S&M themed club in their basement. “We got the permits” said Tom. Everything is legal. There is nothing the cops can to to stop us celebrating our love. It’s a shame that in America today there […]
The Food and Drug Administration announced today that starting in 2017 it will regulate and monitor all mother’s milk in the United States. “It’s a question of purity and health” said Robert Carliff, the Commissioner of Food and Drugs and head of the FDA. While we applaud breastfeeding we are concerned that mother’s milk is […]