Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, July 21st, 2016

Darth Vader Upgrades His Suit!

Sith lord Darth Vader has returned from an extended leave of absence in which he had his mobile life support system upgraded. Vader’s suit (serial numberĀ E-3778Q-1), while offering protection from the external elements and keeping him alive, had become obsolete as the years wore on. “I was quite happy with my mobile life support system” […]