Browsing the blog archives for March, 2016
Today at Manhattan Infidel I welcome back a frequent visitor to my blog, Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton who has agreed to sit down with me to discuss her plans to economically revitalize America. MI: Thank you for meeting with me today Mrs. Clinton. HC: Thank you for having me, Manhattan Infidel. MI: The economy as you know is […]
Like all non-elites, I am not independently wealthy. As such I have often had the opportunity to fill out application forms for employment. I was intrigued when applications for ISIS were leaked. Were they similar to what I have had to fill out? As a service to my readers I now present an ISIS application. […]
International criminal organization Spectre (Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion) announced at its annual meeting that they will be expanding and going public. “The old days when we were the only criminal organization in the game are long over” said Spectre’s Chief Operating Officer, Ernst Stavros Blofeld (pictured here in a file […]
Last week I gave my readers an exclusive sneak peak at a deleted scene from the upcoming Batman vs Superman movie. The post was such a success I have decided to follow it up with yet another deleted scene. Enjoy and pass the popcorn. The scene: A busy Gotham laundromat late at night. Batman is […]
Darth Vader has told friends that he is leaving Tinder. “Tinder was my last hope of finding someone” said the mutilated Sith Lord. I’ve tried them all. Match, eHarmony. No luck. I even joined a rock band in hopes of meeting chicks. Nothing. Then again, I was the keyboardist so that might have something to […]
After his impressive showing on Super Saturday over the weekend, Texas senator Ted Cruz met with his top advisers to plot a strategy to beat Donald Trump. “We did well” said his campaign manager Jeff Roe. But we have to think long-term. We have to think past the nomination and into the fall campaign. To beat […]
Famous man with penis Caitlyn Jenner has been named the face of MAC Cosmetics. “When I first decided to become a woman I dreamed of a moment like this” said Caitlyn. Being a cosmetics spokesman is something all women do. I am a woman now. I am all woman. Well, except for my penis but […]
Like many I watched Chris Christie endorse Donald Trump and wondered, “Why doesn’t anyone help this man?” Surely there must have been a Navy SEAL team on standby ready to make the extraction? Couldn’t someone in Washington have made the call? What was going through the mind of the hostage Christie? Who knows the mind […]
Popular television personality Dora the Explorer, known for her travels and adventures, has come under fire after reports surfaced that she is actually an actor. “This is quite shocking” said a television executive. Dora is quite a popular show with children. My children watch it and enjoy participating in her adventures and helping her solve problems […]
As most people know, the new Warner Brothers movie Batman vs. Superman is scheduled for release on March 16. As is the case with most movies some scenes are filmed yet cut from the final version. I was lucky enough to view the director’s cut including this deleted scene which I now present for my […]