I”m putting everyone out of work!

Today at Manhattan Infidel I welcome back a frequent visitor to my blog, Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton who has agreed to sit down with me to discuss her plans to economically revitalize America.

MI: Thank you for meeting with me today Mrs. Clinton.

HC: Thank you for having me, Manhattan Infidel.

MI: The economy as you know is very important in this election cycle.  Let’s talk about your plan to get our economy going again.

HC: Um, aren’t you forgetting something?

MI: What?

HC: My condition for meeting with you.

MI: Oh yes, that’s right.  I forgot.

[Hands Hillary Clinton a bottle of Jack Daniels] 

Hillary’s inspiration

HC: I don’t know what I’d do without this stuff. I drink whiskey more than I used to. [pause] Anyway I’m drinking more.

MI: It’s good for you Hillary.

HC: Ah, I don’t know.  I hope you don’t mind the way I’m going over this economy business.

MI: No, not at all.

HC: It’s an old habit. I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men.

MI: Um, you’re a  woman.

HC: Oh that’s right. I forgot.

MI:  So, let’s talk about your economic plan.  How are you going to get America working again?

HC: Simple. I’m going to put everyone out of work!

[Pause]

MI: What?

HC: I’m putting everyone out of work. Income inequality is the biggest problem in America today. If everyone is out of work everyone will be equal.

[Pause]

MI: Do you want to run that by me again?

HC: I’m going to put everyone out of work!

MI: You’re…….going to put everyone out of work?  Seriously?

HC: I’m always serious. Especially when I’m drinking. Mm. This whiskey is good.

MI: How is putting everyone out of work – 

HC: F*ck I’m almost out of whiskey.  Do you have another bottle for me?

MI: No. I only brought one.

HC: Come on sweetie.  I’ll take off my blue pantsuit.

MI: Please don’t. Well that’s about all the time we have.

HC: Don’t walk away from me.  I need another bottle of Jack you motherf*cker.

MI:  Bye.

HC: No wait, come back Manhattan Infidel. I need another bottle.  Give me some f*cking whiskey or so help me I’ll kill another homeless person!

MI: I’m out of here.

I don’t know about you but I don’t think her economic program is really what America needs.  And if you don’t believe that Hillary plans to put everyone out of work I now give you the evidence.  Enjoy!

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