Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, March 9th, 2016

Darth Vader Quits Tinder; Vows to “Give Up Companionship”

Darth Vader has told friends that he is leaving Tinder. “Tinder was my last hope of finding someone” said the mutilated Sith Lord. I’ve tried them all.  Match, eHarmony. No luck. I even joined a rock band in hopes of meeting chicks. Nothing. Then again, I was the keyboardist so that might have something to […]