Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Wednesday, March 30th, 2016

King Andrew of New York, Divine Right Monarch, Omnipotent and Immortal Sun God, Bans Subjects From Travelling to North Carolina! (May His Righteousness Live On in Our Hearts Forever!)

King Andrew of New York once again showed his benevolence towards his subjects by issuing an order banning any travel to the backward state of North Carolina. “What I do I do with no pleasure but out of a sense of duty” said the ruggedly handsome, virile God. Here in New York State we believe […]

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