Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Tuesday, March 1st, 2016

M & M Found Half Eaten with Shell Torn Off; Police Search for Culprit Whom They Suspect is a Fellow Republican!

An M & M was found unconscious in the park, his lower torso eaten off and his yellow shell cracked. “This was the most brutal act of violent crime I have ever seen” said a detective at the scene. It wasn’t just a mugging.  It wasn’t just a sexual assault. It was brutal. I almost […]