Browsing the blog archives for August, 2012
Since I started this blog three and a half years ago I have been approached by friends and family with questions such as why blog? What are the benefits? Has it changed your life? I have decided to answer all these questions by convening a round table of some of my fellow bloggers who will […]
Confirming long-standing rumors that Joe Biden would be replaced on the ticket, President Obama announced today that his running mate in the 2012 general election will be toothpaste. Making the announcement in the Rose Garden, Obama praised Biden for his years of service. In making this announcement I want to say that this is not […]
When the Mars Rover made a successful landing and beamed back pictures to Earth many world leaders sent notices of congratulations to the NASA team responsible for its success. As a service to my readers I have compiled a series of quotes from said world leaders that show the triumph of the Mars Rover, […]
If it’s Tuesday that must mean that the New York Times is prominently featuring their weekly global warming article. As a service to my readers who may want to read these articles but who cannot pick up a copy of the Times I now present the official New York Times Global Warming Template: Recent scientific […]
New statistics released from the nonpartisan group “Let’s Stop Cancer Now and Republicans Are Racist” show that Mitt Romney has replaced smoking as the leading cause of cancer in the United States. “We were as as shocked as anyone” said the director of the nonpartisan group. I mean we all know that smoking cigarettes causes […]
It is that time once again dear readers. Yes, it’s time for my psychotropic medication your horoscope. A service provided for sex free from the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel. Aries (March 20 – April 20) You have a Japanese sex robot. But you didn’t build that. Someone else did. Which explains why the instructions […]
With the Presidential campaign in full swing, indeed with the conventions upon us, it is time to take a closer look at the character of Mitt Romney. After extensive talks with people who have known and worked with Romney in the past a clear picture of his character emerges. He is a bully. But […]
When President Obama was photographed holding a baseball bat (a potentially lethal weapon) in his hand while talking to Turkish Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan a diplomatic war of words ensued. The opposition Turkish Republican People’s Party called the photo “an implicit insult to Turkey and its citizens.” Turkish leaders have called for an apology from […]
A week into the Summer Olympics in London and many teams have won medals, with the Chinese, the Americans and the South Koreans leading the pack. But one highly-touted team has yet to win a medal: The Vulcan team. After years of negotiations, the Vulcan High Council relented and let a contingent of Vulcans […]
“I hate Hispanics” ~ Mark Teixeira The above photo was taken by your humble blogger before the game. It’s the new Yankee Stadium as seen from the approximate location of home plate at the old (and torn down) Yankee Stadium Today the Yankees ended their home stand by playing the Seattle Pilots Mariners. The Yankees […]