Browsing the blog archives for August, 2012

My Exclusive Interview with Robin Hood

  Today at Manhattan Infidel I am pleased to interview none other than the legendary Robin Hood himself. MI:  Good afternoon. RH: Ahoy there good fellow.  What brings you to the shire? MI:  I’m a reporter.  If you don’t mind I’d like to ask you a few questions. RH:  Anything for the press.  Say, you […]

Hurricane Isaac Changes Course; Makes Landfall on Samuel L. Jackson

  Hurricane Isaac spared the Republican convention in Tampa before barreling into New Orleans.  This time despite torrential rains and hurricane force winds the levees held.  Isaac then did something meteorologists are calling “extremely strange.”   The hurricane headed straight to Los Angeles and made a second landfall over the house of noted thespian Samuel L. […]

How Will Taylor Swift Die?

Here at the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel you want fries with that? we are constantly using all available resources what size Pepsi do you want with your meal? to bring to you, our readers, breaking news stories. With the news that Taylor Swift was dating a Kennedy male we sprang into action.  Using a […]

Yankees Lose; Declare War on Women

“We girls are good enough, strong enough and gosh golly, just as good as the boys!” ~ Sandra Fluke The above photo is home plate at the old Yankee Stadium.  And no, you cannot smoke at the old Yankee Stadium location.  You see this is King Bloomberg’s New York and smoking in public is illegal […]

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Everybody in Major League Baseball Suspended

  Fresh on the heels of the suspensions of Melky Cabrera and Bartolo Colon Commissioner Bud Selig announced that all 750 players in the American and National Leagues have been suspended 50 games after testing positive for elevated levels of testosterone. “I was surprised to say the least” said a crestfallen Selig when making the […]

Davey and Goliath Confirm Long Standing Rumors: Yes We Are in a Committed Relationship!

  Longtime Christian spokespersons Davey and his dog pal Goliath confirmed today during an appearance on The View that they are in a longstanding committed relationship. “Goliath and I just felt the time was right’ said Davey to applause.  “We no longer feel the need to hide our love.” The duo met on the set […]

Sesame Street to Get New Latino Character

  The beloved children’s show Sesame Street announced today that they will be adding a new Latino character for its 44th year. “We have always striven to stay abreast of the demographic changes in America” said a producer.  “So we’re firing the Irish character and bringing in a Latino.” “We know the Latino community is […]

Manhattan Infidel Presents Your (Updated) Updated Kennedy Malfeasance Template™

And the hits keep coming for America’s Royal Family.  I had previously written about the Kennedy Malfeasance Template™ here: Kennedy Arrested and here: Manhattan Infidel Presents Your Updated Kennedy Malfeasance Template But it seems that America’s Royal Family cannot contain themselves. So for my readers I once again present Your (Updated) Updated Kennedy Malfeasance Template™. […]

New Obama Attack Ads Unveiled

With the introduction of  Paul Ryan as Mitt Romney’s running mate, the Obama campaign wasted little time in unveiling their latest ads.  As a service to my readers I now present some of the more salient commercials. Commercial No. 1: When Mitt Romney chose Paul Ryan as his running mate what was the message he […]

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Mutiny on the Red Sox: Yanks Win Again!

“The Red Sox are not a humorous institution sir.  And insubordination is no laughing matter.” ~ Bobby Valentine to Dustin Pedroia And so late in August the Boston Mutineers came to town to play a three-game series against the Yankees. The Yankees started Hiroki Kiroda (12-8 2.96) and the Mutineers started Josh “Where’s my chicken, […]

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