With the introduction of Paul Ryan as Mitt Romney’s running mate, the Obama campaign wasted little time in unveiling their latest ads. As a service to my readers I now present some of the more salient commercials.
Commercial No. 1:
When Mitt Romney chose Paul Ryan as his running mate what was the message he was sending to America? Look at Paul Ryan. Do you see any high cheekbones?
Do you? Do you America? Or do you see just another white person like the presumptive Republican nominee? High cheekbones are a badge of color. Just ask Elizabeth Warren.
Do you know where Paul Ryan lives? Wisconsin. Have you ever met a person of color from Wisconsin? Have you America?
Do you know Mitt Romney is a Mormon. Have you ever met a Mormon of color? Have you America?
Romney and Ryan. 100 percent white. 100 percent wrong!
Commercial No. 2:
Have you ever looked at Romney and Ryan together?
What do you notice America? No high cheekbones! And who doesn’t have have cheekbones? White folk. That’s who!
Romney and Ryan are 100 percent white. Do you now who else is 100 percent white? The Ku Klux Klan. That’s who.
Do you know who else was 100 percent white? The Confederacy. That’s who.
A vote for Romney and Ryan is a vote for rebellion, slave-holding and masked militia.
Romney and Ryan. A return to the 19th century!
Commercial No. 3:
So Mitt Romney chose Paul Ryan as his running mate. Paul Ryan is Irish. Do you know who else is Irish? The people who blew up Lord Mountbatten. That’s who.
Do we really need Paddy a heartbeat away from the Presidency?
Do you really want every day in America to be like St. Patrick’s day? A vote for Romney is vote for drunken Paddy’s vomiting in doorways.
A vote for Romney will make America’s Queen Kate Middleton cry.
Ryan. Too Irish for America!
Commercial No. 4:
Slap. Slap. Slap.
That’s the sound you hear when an adult male’s penis is inserted into a young boy’s anus.
Paul Ryan is Catholic. Do you know who else is Catholic? Jerry Sandusky. That’s who.
Do we really want as Vice President a man who will make the anus of young boys bleed? Because that’s what Catholics do.
Paul Ryan. Let’s keep him away from our children! Help President Obama rid this land of meddlesome priests and their Catholic henchmen!
I’m Barack Obama and I approved these messages.
There you have it readers. A collection of the latest attack ads from President Obama.
Hope and change?
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Yeah, but at least Jerry Sandusky didn’t try to reform America’s entitlement programs.
Dang! I hadn’thought about Ryan being Irish. GREEN BEER for everyone. He’s got my vote.
Shamus: You just wait. And did you know Lord Mountbatten had a huge dandruff problem? It seems the cops found his head and shoulders on the beach.
Jim: You have a valid point.