Browsing the blog archives for July, 2012

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Break Up; Was the Tea Party Responsible?

  In news that shocked the world, everyone’s favorite couple broke up.  After spending the entire weekend tirelessly investigating this story sending tweets to Stewart saying “You like older men?” I have found the real reason for the breakup:  The Tea Party!  In the week since the shootings in Aurora by Tea Party activist and […]

The Chick-fil-A Siege

  Tensions ran high in the city of Boston as reports first came in of the attack on the besieged Chick-fil-A, ordered by Boston Mayor Thomas Menino. The trouble first started when Chick-fil-A President Dan T. Cathy made comments that were interpreted as hate crimes to the LGBT community.  Menino then ordered all Chick-fil-A restaurants […]

My Exclusive Interview with the Guy from Ghost – No not Patrick Swayze – the Other Guy – You Know the One who was Killed by a Shard of Glass

Today at Manhattan Infidel is I believe a first.  I am pleased to interview a fictional character.  And a dead one at that.  I  present to my readers the dead investment banker Carl Bruner. MI:  Carl, welcome to Manhattan Infidel. CB:  Thank you.  It’s nice to be here. MI:  Tell us about yourself. CB:   […]

Baghdad Bob Named New Head of DNC!

In news that shocked everyone in Washington, the Democratic National Committee has replaced its Chairperson, Debbie Wasserman Schultz with Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, better know to an earlier generation as “Bagdad Bob.” “We were all fond of Debbie” said DNC executive director Patrick Gaspard.  “But we felt she lacked the aggressiveness to combat those who oppose […]


From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: January 20, 2013. Obama Gives his Second Inaugural Address

  Editor’s note:  The months leading up to President Obama’s second inaugural address were fraught with tension.  Twenty five states seceded from the Union.  Ten more were on the verge of secession or had declared federal laws “null and void.”  It was in this context that the Great Leader amidst unprecedented security to protect him […]


The Obama Effect: The Director's Cut

  As all of you are now probably aware, the blockbuster straight to DVD movie The Obama Effect has recently opened.  I found it to be a compelling movie about one man and his struggle to maintain the position of his business among the five families in New York.  Especially after that bastard Tessio betrayed […]


Manhattan Infidel Solidifies his Mainstream Media Credentials

  Like most bloggers I struggle to make a living, hoping one day that I can gain acceptance by my haughty superiors in the mainstream media.  Well, I think that day has finally arrived.  Exploiting reporting on the tragedy in Colorado where a crazed, hate-filled racist teabagger opened fire in a cinema I was able […]

Fred Willard Bust Shows Porn Theaters Adjusting to the Times

Once a staple of all cities, porn theaters have fallen upon hard times.  Overcome by rapidly developing technologies such as the internet and hand held devices, old fashioned triple x-rated movie theaters have almost become extinct.  But yesterday’s bust of Hollywood legend Fred Willard for allegedly exposing himself in such a theater shows that they […]

How to Safely Observe Obama

It is a presidential election year in America where the candidates for the Democratic and Republican parties fan out across our great country giving speeches to the public.  But with the speeches comes a disturbing phenomenon. All throughout 2008 there were reports of a rapturous populous collapsing during Obama’s speeches.  And with the recent fainting […]


U.S. Navy to Modernize

  The United States Navy has announced that starting with the Gerald Ford aircraft carrier, due to be commissioned in 2015, its ships will no longer be equipped with urinals. “The Navy has always been about two things” declared Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus.  “Defending America and gender equality.” The decision to have only […]