Browsing the blog archivesfor the day Thursday, August 16th, 2012

Biden Replaced by Toothpaste!

Confirming long-standing rumors that Joe Biden would be replaced on the ticket, President Obama announced today that his running mate in the 2012 general election will be toothpaste.  Making the announcement in the Rose Garden, Obama praised Biden for his years of service. In making this announcement I want to say that this is not […]