Browsing the blog archives for August, 2011

My Exclusive Interview with Warren Buffett

Recently I had the good fortune to sit down with an exclusive interview with the investor, industrialist and philanthropist Warren Buffett, (pictured in his favorite duck suit) currently ranked as the fifth richest man in the world. MI:  Thank you for meeting with me Mr. Buffett WB: My pleasure. MI:  My first question is where […]

Manhattan Infidel Withdraws from 2012 Presidential Race

Good morning loyal readers of my humble blog. What a weekend!  After a year of nonstop campaigning the Iowa straw poll has come and gone.  When I entered the 2012 Presidential race I had one goal in mind:  Maybe Olivia Wilde will go out with me if I were President Change!  Change for the American […]

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Dateline 368 AD: Londinium Burns!

For weeks now the proud city of Londinium has been subject to rioting, pillage and arson from disaffected youths of the Roman empire. The empire Valentinian I has promised to restore “order and harmony” to the western edge of the empire. Authorities have been struggling for answers as to the cause of the rioting, which […]

Rise of the Apes Forces Businesses to Adjust

With the rising of the apes many dramatic changes were made to life on Earth.  But despite that, merchants remain optimistic that their businesses will remain vibrant. “We had to adjust and start catering to the apes” said one man who owns a greeting card store. “It was difficult at first.  Apes don’t have much […]

Hollywood to Make First 9/11 Blockbuster Movie

Variety magazine announced today that, ten years after the man-caused troubles on 9/11, Hollywood will be making its first big studio blockbuster movie about the events of that day.  The movie, tentatively entitled “Bush Was Responsible!”  will be produced by Sony Pictures and begin lensing after the Labor day holiday. Michael Lynton, Chairman and CEO […]

Yankees Lose; Manhattan Infidel Urges Yankees to Get Rid of A.J. Burnett

“Honestly at one time I thought Babe Ruth was a cartoon character.  I mean I wasn’t born until 1961 and I grew up in Indiana” ~ Don MattinglyTonight the Yankees opened up a three-game series against the Los Angeles but not of Los Angeles really of Anaheim but when we say Anaheim people say”whaaaa?” Angels. […]

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The 12 Steps of Democratic Recovery

Using my crack induced investigative skills I was able to gain access to a secret I made it up document that details a new 12 step program Democrats around the country will be using to recover from their defeat in the debt ceiling dog and pony show negotiations. Step 1: We Democrats admit we are […]

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Rift Between Zombies Augers Well for Beseiged Human Survivors

Since the first full-scale zombie outbreak occurred in 2008 the beleaguered human survivors have hunched down behind barricades searching for the best method to overcome their new foes. It appears that a weapon to defeat the zombies has been discovered:  The rifts in zombie society itself will cause their downfall. A spokesman at the Headquarters […]

The Manhattan Infidel's Guide to Man-Speak

Many of my readers ask me, “Manhattan Infidel, will my arrest for public lewdness jeopardize my job as a high school guidance counselor?” Absolutely not!  It happens to me all the time.  Just remember to tell the police that the Crisco oil was for demonstration purposes only. Others tell me, “Manhattan Infidel if loving Mickey […]

Angry Right-Wing Rhetoric Leads to Violence!

Dateline April 19, 1775.  Ye Olde New York Times. We here at Ye Olde New York Times have just received dispatches telling of an actual physical outbreak of violence between King George’s troops and angry militia members at Lexington and Concord in the colony of Massachusetts Bay. We have long feared this moment and place […]