Browsing the blog archives for December, 2010
Recently I had the opportunity to sit down with Mr. Chris Kringle, aka, Santa Claus. I was thankful for the opportunity to interview this beloved character during the height of his busy season. MI: Let me start off by thanking you for allowing me to interview you. Do you prefer to be called Santa or […]
House of Representatives Democratic Caucus Capitol Hill Washington D.C. To all Americans: The holidays are upon us again. We wish a happy Hanukkah to the Palestinians, Merry Kwanzaa to our oppressed African brethen and to Christians we say enjoy your holiday but don’t think of putting a manger scene on public land! That would be […]
The Justice Department has reached a settlement in its long-standing dispute with the Charles Townsend Detective Agency (known locally as “Charlie’s Angels”). The lawsuit, (U.S. vs. Charles Townsend Agency) was designed to open up the hiring practices of Townsend, which had come under fire after complaints that he only hired young, nubile women. “Seriously. Who […]
Tom Brady, three-time Superbowl Champion quarterback had a problem. His wife Giselle Bundchen had locked him out of the bedroom. “Please honey” he tearfully pleaded. “Why don’t you love me anymore? What can I do?” At first there was silence on the other end of the door. Then Bundchen spoke up. “Leave this house immediately […]
In an undercover sting operation, FBI agents in conjunction with Homeland Security arrested a popular snowman by the the name of Frosty after he allegedly tried to set off an explosive at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony. Frosty was arrested after he dialed a cell phone that he thought would set of a powerful explosive, […]
Mark A., a 33 year old venture capitalist was looking at ads on Craigslist when he found one for a “slightly used continent. Currently experiencing a financial crisis. A perfect opportunity for a fixer upper.” Mark immediately contacted his bankers and put together a deal to buy Europe for 5 million U.S. dollars. “I’ve always […]
Recently I had my cable box upgraded, which provided me with the capability to view my favorite programs in High Definition. I was curious as to whether there was in fact any difference. What I found surprised me. I started my investigation by turning to CBS news to watch the ever perky Miss Couric herself. […]
President Obama, continuing his outreach to foreign lands, visited King of Prussia Pennsylvania. During his three-hour stopover, Obama apologized for the “sometimes insensitive” actions of the Bush administration that “alienated an important foreign ally like Prussia.” He then sought out the King of Prussia for a photo op. After visiting all “57 states of this […]
Gandalf the White cut a dramatic figure, his staff in his hand. “You shall NOT pass…….up these great savings opportunities. All week at select stores. Tell them Gandalf the White sent you.” The director yelled “Cut!” and another take was filmed. Between takes I had the opportunity to sit down with this legendary figure of […]
Sesame Street, tucked away in upper Manhattan in New York City, once the poster child for urban recovery, has fallen on hard times as of late. “It’s seen a dramatic increase in violent crime the past year” said NYPD Commissioner Raymond Kelly. “I fear we just don’t have the resources to keep the streets safe.” […]