Browsing the blog archives for July, 2015

Most Courageous Person Ever Accepts Most Important Award Ever!

Caitlyn Jenner, by all accounts the most courageous person the world has ever seen, accepted the Arthur Ashe Courage Award to the delight and acclaim of the packed crowed at the ESPN ESPY Awards ceremony. Wearing a Versace dress that showed off his firm, yet supple breasts, Caitlyn strode to the stage to accept the […]

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie Do a Bad Thing!

Superstars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were photographed coming out of a Subway sandwich shop in Glendale California. According to reports the couple ordered two Meatball Marinara footlongs, kids’ meals for their younger ones, and a chicken teriyaki sandwich. When news reached the worldwide headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ that the power couple had gone into a […]

My Exclusive Interview with Jared Padelecki

Today at Manhattan Infidel I have the pleasure of interviewing actor Jared Padalecki, best known as Sam Winchester on the long-running TV series “Supernatural.” MI: Good afternoon Jared JP: Good afternoon Manhattan Infidel. MI: You’ve spent the past ten years starring on one of the biggest hits on television. This has brought you fame, money and a beautiful […]

Scientists Warn that “Peak Gayness” Could be Achieved by 2017!

With the increasing number of public figures identifying as gay, coupled with the Supreme Court’s decision that gay marriage is legal throughout the United States, a growing number of scientists have started expressing concerns that “peak gayness” will be achieved much earlier than expected, perhaps as early as 2017. “This has tremendous ramifications” said one […]

Fat Man Sworn in as President!

Now it is time for part four of my series on 2016 presidential candidates and their inaugural addresses.  Today it is New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s turn. Note:  At the request of the President-elect the inauguration was moved from the Capitol to a nearby Wendy’s. My fellow Americans.  I am please to [burp] sorry.  Just […]

The Emails of Hillary Clinton

Being the successful world famous blogger that I am my time is often taken up hanging around high schools and asking the girls if they are in to it researching current events. Like most people who read this blog I have been following Olivia Wilde and peeking into her bedroom window the saga of presidential candidate […]

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Yankees Beat Oakland (The Chinese Stock Market Edition)

“Are they letting ethnic types in the game now?” ~ Billy Martin On an oppressively humid and rain-filled night in the Bronx (hey, Innominatus quit sending us your left coast rain forest weather) that saw the return of Jacoby Ellsbury and Andrew Miller from stints on the DL the Yankees battled the Philadelphia, Kansas City, Oakland Athletics. […]


John Schneider Banned!

Controversial actor John Schneider, best known for The Dukes of Hazzard and Smallville, has been banned.  Not only has Schneider been banned but any mention of Schneider, indeed the very spelling of his name in news articles has been banned.  As such for the rest of this article whenever I mention this hated man’s name […]

My Exclusive Interview with George Takei

Today at the Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel™ I have the pleasure to interview one of the internet’s biggest stars, George Takei. MI:Good afternoon George. GT: Oh my.  Please.  Call me Mr. Takei.  You take away my dignity by using my first name. MI:  Okay, I apologize.  I didn’t mean to offend. GT: It doesn’t matter if […]

America! F*ck Ya! Yankees Beat Tampa in Extra Innings to Start July 4th Weekend!

“Hey, what is the ground doing up here at 10,000 feet?” ~ Thurman Munson On a suspiciously mild (my liberal masters call it “climate change”) July 3rd Friday night in the Bronx the Yankees opened up a homestand against the Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays. The Yankees started Masahiro Tanaka (4-3 3.94) and the Rays Chris […]