Browsing the blog archives for July, 2015

National Organization for Women Lauds ISIS For Its Role in Promoting Female Equality

The National Organization for Women announced today that it is giving its annual “Profiles in Courage” award to the Islamic group ISIS. “Many are surprised by this” said NOW’s president Terry O’Neill. After all, what would an American organization devoted to equality for women have anything to do with a group from the middle east […]

From the Manhattan Infidel Future Archives: U.S. Sells California to Mexico

Dateline 2019 In a historic deal, President Bernie Sanders (pictured here) sold the state of California to Mexico for the price of our entire national debt. “This is a great day” declared the president. In one fell swoop my administration has committed an act of long-overdue social justice and, for the sake of conservatives, eliminated our […]

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